Der-shing Helmer

- has a portfolio website with more art and shit at Shingworks - does not make a goddamn living off of webcomics what do you think we live some kind of fantasy unicorn world or what - is several minorities - is (going to be) a biology teacher, not an art teacher. I didn't go to school to "study" "art." - nevertheless, sometimes does actual professional art that you can buy in a store - is 5 foot 1 (or less) - is excited by the prospect of making this wiki page